I am a walking collection of monkeys and typewriters.
Gunpowder is not for snorting.
Everything is strange.
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OMFG BOUGHT I’m xarph on Game Center
I laugh at your Draino. When in doubt go to hardware store and shop for largest Jolly Roger.
If all cats go to heaven I’m pretty sure right about now god’s going WHAT no that’s my throne I was sitting there get off dammit okay fine.
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Have the people who thought of this ever actually ridden a bus?
Well at least one of us is happy that tree is gone.
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This is just
The common cold exists to prove we are human. When we cure it, the singularity will happen. Also I hate the sore throat part.