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That’s ok I’ll play rhythm and lead at the same time no big deal.

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I think we are approaching a law: no matter what it is, someone on the Internet is horribly offended by it.

Marquess of Queensberry relationship advice.

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THE TROLLING IT WILL BE DELICIOUS

Booty call: 24/7 tiny shoe delivery

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This contains one of my favorite aphorisms of all time.

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Roger Ebert’s pulp sci-fi magazine collection

Dream: spaceships, ice cream, honey being chugged from diet coke cans, severed cat-5, municipal wi-fi. Someone figure that one out for me.